PAPEL NOEL BRASILEIRO NA CHINA,. BRAZILIAN SANTA IN CHINA

Two versions. Portuguese and after in English.

Papel noel brasileiro na China

O papel noel  brasileiro chegou em Hangzhou na sexta-feira de noite. Noel foi descansar e levantou um pouco tarde no dia do natal (sábado). Sim, as 10:00h horas da manhã. Você não acha tarde esse horário? Imagina distribuir presentes na China pra tanta gente. Quando o natal termina, papel noel ja precisa começar a distribuir presentes para o próximo natal pra dar conta da quantidade. Hehehe

            Noel e mais dois amigos tomaram café com ovos fritos. Após o café, papel noel resolve entrar em ação. Ele veste a roupa para começar a realizar sonhos de muitas pessoas. Depois de vestido, papel noel desce na rua e seus amigos no prédio colocam uma música de natal. Papel noel, começa a dançar, não pergunte-me que tipo de dança. Ele dançou todos os ritmos. E as pessoas passavam totalmente olhando ao noel.

            Com seu amigos, Noel pegou o trenó, ou melhor, o taxi para ir para a faculdade. Noel resolve passar por dentro no restaurante internacional na hora do almoço. Com a barriga gordinha, noel falava, HOHOHOHO Merry Christmas, 圣诞节快乐, HOHOHO. As pessoas, surpresas, respodiam Merry Christmas, 圣诞节快乐.  Noel foi almoçar, ao chegar no resurante Vitnenamita, Noel pergunta se a comida é de graça pra ele. Eles ingratamente falam que não. Noel acompanhou seus amigos até o banco. Os próprios amigos do Noel que se encontravam no caminho não reconheciam ele. Depois, caminhamos por dentro da faculde acompanhando o amigo de noel até a parada de ônibus.

            Noel foi comprar alguns presentes, ao sair da loja algumas pessoas chinesas queriam tirar foto com noel. Entrando na universidade mais pessoas queriam tirar fotos. Noel pensou, Yeahh hoje sou estrela hehehehe. Porque depois das fotos pessoas pergutavam o endereço de e-mail ao Noel. Noel foi visitar um amigo dele no escritório. Quando Noel entrou e falou HOHO Merry Christmas, o pessoal ficou surpreso.

            Ao voltar á universidade, mesmo de noite todos os que estavam na rua olhavam á Noel.

            Noel foi na festa de aniversário da amiga do amigo do Noel comer pizza no Pizza Hut. No restaurante pessoas olhavam á Noel. Depois da comilança e jantar, Noel e seus amigos foram ao Westlake (Lado do oeste) em Hangzhou. Noel viu um ônibus lotado de gente e abanou para o pessoal de dentro. Noel também virou a bunda e suas mãoes para trás e chaclava as mãos. No Westlake tem o show das águas. Noel estava com seus amigos e do nada seus amigos se perguntaram um para o outro, onde esta o Noel. Uma pessoal do grupo gritou, olha o Noel dançando na frente das pessoas. Todos o amigos de Noel estavam assistindo o show de Noel. Na frente de Noel havia mais de 60 pessoas assistindo o show das águas e também a dança de Noel. Depois disso, o grupo de amigos e Noel resolveram tirar foto de todos juntos. Noel pediu para os guardas chineses tirarem fotos com duas cameras. Depois deles tirarem fotos Noel começou a virar a bunda áos guardas e dançar. Eles ficaram enverganhodos. Hahahaha. Ao atravessar a rua Noel vai no meio da rua e faz parar um carro apenas para dizer a famosa frase. HOHOHO. Noel viu um outro Noel na porta de um restaurante. Então Noel chega na frente do Noel do restaurante e começa a tirar, PAPAPAPA, POUPOU. O grupo de amigos rirram um monte hehhehehe. Depois o outro Noel se juntou para todos tirarem foto com dois Noels juntos.

            Voltando de taxi para casa, Noel é avisado para ir a uma festa do pessoal da igreja. Quando Noel chega dentro da casa, o pessoal estava assistindo filme e ao mesmo tempo surpreendidos ao ouvir um alto som HOHOHO Merry Christmas. Noel, simplesmente foi na frente da televião e começou dançar. Huaaaauuuuu. Depois da dança, foto com Noel na frente da árvore de natal distribuindo presentes.

            Noel volta pra casa um pouco triste por ser 23:30pm somente meia hora pra terminar o natal. Mas cançado, Noel vai dormir, dizendo HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO

Deus obrigado por tudo.  

English Version of story

The Brazilian Santa Claus arrived in Hangzhou on Friday night. Santa went to sleep and got up a bit late on Christmas day ( Saturday). Yes, at 10:00am. Don’t you think that time is late? Imagine distributing presents in China for so many people!. When the Christmas day is over,  Santa still needs to keep distributing presents for the next two days because they are so many presents for people, more than 1 billion pop in china heheh.

            Santa and two friends ate breakfast with fried eggs. then, Santa started take action. He dressed his own clothes to start realizing people's dream. Dressed up, Santa got down on the street of the building and his friends in the room played a Christmas song. Santa started dancing, don’t ask me what kind of dance was it. infact it was two rhythms at once. people passed behind him close up their eyes to Santa because he were crazy in his mouvement. 

Santa with his friends took the sled, or in short, the taxi to go to university campus. Santa, decided to enter in the restaurant at lunch time. With a fat belly, keep saying HOHOHOHO, Merry Christmas, 圣诞快乐 to people in the restaurant。Then, Santa went to have lunch in a Vietmanmese restaurant; Santa asked the waitress if the service will be free for him. Hahah. The waitress reply "NO" no ungratefully. After lunch, Santa accompanies his friends to the bank. “By the way, others Santa’s friends didn’t even recognize him on street”. Then, they were walking along the campus until the next bus stop, another side of the campus. 

Santa went to buy some presents and getting out of the store, people wanted to take picture with him. Entering into university again, people on the way just asked him if they could take picture together. Santa, thought, Yeahhhh, today is my lucky day hehhe. After taking pictures,  people asked him his e-mail address for next year appointment 

Santa went to the office of his Chinese friend. When his Chinese friend got in the office he said, - "I have a surprise for you guys" and then Santa got in saying HOHOHO, Marry Christmas.  people in was surprised.  

Santa went to his friend's birthday party to eat pizza at Pizza Hut. In the restaurant the people looked at Santa. Finished dinner, all friends went together to Westlake in Hangzhou. By the way, Santa saw a bus load of people and shook his butt toward the bus. In Westlake has a water show. So, Santa was together with his friends and for a while his friends didn't see him beside them and a person shouted –Santa is dancing in front of over 60 people. Many people laughed at him. Dance is over; Santa and his friends went to some place to take pictures. Santa asked to some street guard to take pictures of all his friends together. After took pictures, Santa shook his butt toward the street guards, they were ashamed. Crossing the street, Santa stayed on street to stop mouving cars, just to wish Merry Christmas to the drivers. Santa saw other men dressing Santa clothes in front of the door of some restaurant and ran until that place shooting with his hands just in front of that new Santa. All people around laughed. they took picture together

Coming back home, Santa is advised to go to some church friends party. When Santa arrived in that home, the people were watching movie and the same time surprised listening HOHOHO from Santa. Then, simply, Santa went in front of the television to dance. Huauuuuu, people said. After dance people stood up just to take picture with Santa beside the Christmas tree. After that happy moment, Santa came back home a bit sad because it was already 23:30pm which left 30 minutes to forget about this year's Christmas day.

Arrived home, Santa tired went to bed saying himself  HOHOHOHHOHOHO.

Thanks God for all.

NEVEEE, SNOW

PORTUGUES AND ENGLISH VERSION:>>

         Quinta-feira, tudo estava normal até quando acordei as 07:00h para se arrumar e ir trabalhar. Meu amigo chinês, levantou cedo e foi pra fora do quarto. Quando voltou falou, Yeahhhhhh você pode ficar dormindo. Nunca tinha ouvindo uma coisa dessa aqui. Então fiquei completamente intrigante e duvidando. Ele disse – esta nevando. Há muito tempo que eu não via neve então eu sai debaixo dos lençois e fui direto na janela ver. Só que percebi eu estava só com a cueca. Hehehehe. O governo chinês suspendeu as aulas naquele dia devido a neve.

            Algumas crianças no jardim de infância ficam de segunda a sexta feira dormindo no jardim. Nesse dia eles não voltaram pra casa, então tinhamos que ficar um pouco com eles, brincando de esconde esconde, jogando neve um no outro.

            Na parte da manhã depois de um tempo com as crianças fui tirar fotos de outros lugares. O pessoal daqui fizeram um homem de neve no portão princiapal. E foi ali que tirei foto sem camisa no frio que sóóóó hehhehe

            Caminhar na neve sem um tênis próprio pra isso é muito ruim,,, os pés ficam congeladinhos hehhe.

            Eu falei pra eles que iria correr na neve só de cueca. Heheheh Não fiz isso não sei porque. Me arrependi hhehhehe

            Tempo de ir para a avenida do bairro onde estou. De tarde as pessoas estavam trabalhando normalmente. Carros com neve ao redor e ar condicionados ligados nos estabelecimentos.

Deus obrigado por tudo.

           On Thursday, everything was going well until I woke up at 07:00am to get ready to go to work. My Chinese friend, got up early and went out. When he came back to the room he said  “You can stay in bed sleeping.” I had never heard that before until I came to work here. Then I felt completely intrigued and doubted what he had said.

He said “It’s snowing. It has been a long time since I saw snow.”  Then I left my bed and went directly to the window to look outside. By the way, I was just dressed in my underwear. Hehehehe. The Chinese government suspended the classes due to snow.

            Some children live at the kindergarten from Monday to Friday. That Friday, they didn’t go back home. We had to stay taking care of them, playing hide and seek and playing in the snow.

            After a good time with the children, we went out to take pictures. The kindergarten staff made a snowman at the main gate. At that exact place I took pictures of myself without shirt on, the temperature was very cold!

            Walking in snow without proper shoes is not a good idea, my feet were frozen.

            I told them that I could run in the snow in just my underwear. Heheheh. I didn’t do that, I don’t know why. I regretted not doing it.  Hehehe.

            In the afternoon, we went to the main Avenue of this town. The people were working normally. There was snow around the cars and air conditioners blowing hot air in the shops, factories and restaurants.

Thank you God for all.

Eu comi carne de cachorro. I ate dog meat.

I was eating dinner at the Kindergarten at 16:30pm. Everything was going well. I finished eating dinner and my Chinese friend came to me so happy and excited. I thought he would invite me to go out to have dinner with the bosses. He did not. He invited me to go to the kitchen. All right then I thought. When I arrived in the kitchen I saw two meat dishes. I asked -Is this is duck meat? My Chinese friend replied - No, it is dog meat. I laughed loudly and said - No, it is duck meat. Then he said - Look down and see the dog’s teeth. When I saw it I was surprised. Totally confused if I should taste it or not.

 I tell you reader that before I came to China I wanted to experience eating dog meat in China. In Brazil I can't eat it.

So, I took the first piece and put in my mouth. The first thing I thought was of  my three dogs in Brazil. I wasn't enjoying the first experience.

In small towns the possibility of Chinese people eating dog meat is more than Chinese people living in big towns. I asked my Chinese friend ‘”Why do Chinese people like to eat dog meat?”. He said “First, because it is delicious, second, because dog meat is like duck, chicken or any other animal.”

The fourth dog piece I almost vomited. I went close to window, in case I vomited. But I didn't. hahahaha

If you are thinking of eating dog meat then I suggest you do not think of dogs!!!

According to my experience in that eating moment, when Chinese people eat dog meat (not all Chinese) they feel excited and happy.

How is the dog taste? The dog taste is soft, no nerves, defying the mouth, the sauce with the dog has to be a little spicy because dog meat is a little strong.

I think that this experience was good. Now I'm not curious any more!!!